Shipping & Returns


Shipping, as well as billing, is discreet and will not have “The Chocolate Walrus” or any other adult company name visible. Most orders ship within 2-3 business day. You must be at least 18 years of age to order from The Chocolate Walrus. We will never knowingly ship an order to any persons under 18. By use of this site you are confirming that you are 18 years of age or older.

Standard sized products fit in a variety of flat rate shipping boxes. If the product is over-sized in either dimension or weight we will have to add additional shipping to the product. You can see what the shipping will be for the product in the cart before you check out. In some cases, additional shipping will be listed in the product description, but not always. Feel free to contact us if you have any questions about this at

Please confirm your shipping address before you check out. We are not liable for product shipping once it has left our facilities. Examples where we cannot help you include: If you are no longer at the address when the package arrives such as shipping to a hotel, if you are not there to receive it at your home or elsewhere, or if you do not claim it in time from a shipping facility.

The Chocolate Walrus s not responsible for lost or stolen packages. Once a package leaves our premises with a shipping carrier (USPS, FedEx, UPS, etc), you must follow up with the carrier directly if your package is not delivered successfully. We will send you tracking information as soon as the package is sent out. To track your package, please visit the carrier’s website and enter your tracking number into their tracking tool. If you can’t find your tracking number, please contact customer service at and we’ll be happy to supply you with your tracking information.



We want to thank you for choosing The Chocolate Walrus and hope that we have done everything possible to help you make the right purchase. For health and safety reasons, we do not accept returns or exchanges, and all sales are final. This includes all products, even if they are still in sealed packaging and have never been touched. Since we cannot accept returns of any kind, we recommend that you do your research before you buy and if you have questions we are always here to answer them. Email us anytime at we are happy to help.

While we can’t process returns, if your purchase is damaged or defective upon receipt, we will grant an exchange for the same exact product up to 10 days from the date it was delivered. If for some reason we are sold out of the specific item, store credit for the amount paid will be issued.

If you think you may have a damaged or defective product, send an email to returns@thechocolatewalrus with your order number, and we will assist you as soon as possible. If an exchange is granted, make sure you have all the product parts, accessories, and packaging that came with the product in order for the exchange to be granted. DO NOT SEND YOUR PRODUCT BACK UNLESS YOU HAVE RECEIVED A RETURN MERCHANDISE AUTHORIZATION (RMA). If you send your opened product back without an RMA, it will be disposed of and no refund or credit will be given. We are sorry, but no exceptions can be made.